so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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