Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
