It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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I need you to use more vowels.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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