it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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