Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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