his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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