omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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