it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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