i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
