are you still at the devil's house?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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