I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
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the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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