we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
so much tequila, so little girl.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
