I feel like abortions should bother me more
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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