All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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