Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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