quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Randomize