I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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