KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
either way he was missing a nipple.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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