I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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