you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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