I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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