I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
