Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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