Acid is not a monday night drug
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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