So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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