Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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