do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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