I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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