apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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