so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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