He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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