Nicole vs. Life
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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