On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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