my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Randomize
