there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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