@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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