it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I need a beard to bite.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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