Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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