This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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