Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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