Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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