Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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