how can u be prego again
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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