theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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