If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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