let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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