oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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