shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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