nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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