Umm I'm too high to move.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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