If i come over, it means nothing
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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