If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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