I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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