so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
why is half of my head shaved?
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